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The court was in order again, this time it was about a clown name Ashere attack by midgets at a local circus .As he sat in the witness box he took a deep breath and looked at everyone then the clown told his story. He was walking home one night then carrying his suitcase of tricks he used for his acts as then he was attack, he was almost home a trailer that he used on the premise of the circus, he tried to get up, he was being held by three midgets they wanted his suitcase they were tired of playing second fiddle to a clown,he fought bacl and lost they took the suitcase they claim the clown had kidnapped one of them and was holding him inside the suitcase as hostage . Then the midgets got up and together they opened the suitcase as another midget fell out of it,the judge saw this and ask the midget that fall out of the suitcase how he got in there. He pointed too the clown and they saw the clown holding handcuffs but he said that was for his act the midget showed his wrists to the judge who saw markings on it . Guilty told the judge to the clown who , then too suddenly then he then started telling jokes but the judge didn't like it and sentenced him life in fact without being able to laugh.And what better in fact punishment was there then a clown that can not laugh ,the midgets celebrated their win by all of them going to see midget wrestling . end

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