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Wafers were what they were called like Hang Gliders but not so heavy and there was in to fact that there was into a weight limit of just 200 and any more weight or less weight you to could be in trouble . But unfortunately I didn't remember that and so I ate before I use the wafer and climbed on. My weight was heavy and as I jumped off the side of the mountain I felt the wafer fall toward Earth, I was in trouble . Suddenly I press a button that said Do Not Touch only in case of emergency I seemed too think that this was an emergency so I pressed it, suddenly I was ejected and the wafer exploded I landed then on the most unlikely places a walrus, a walrus of all things too land on,I scream eskimos came running too see if they could help me .I smile and yes please I don't like the smell of blubber fat.' The walrus grunted and threw me off,he then walked away jumping into the cold icy water. ' Blubber fat Indeed.' said the walrus . end

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