Recent stories by Chisom Ekene Ilechukwu · scam
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joke of confusion
PRINCIPAL: Why Were U Absent Yesterday? STUDENT: I Attended A Burial. PRINCIPAL: Hmmmm ! Akpos The Lateness Specialist, Nothing Will Stop Me From Punishing U. Now Answer Me......Who Died? STUDENT: Thank you, Principal, The First Son Of The Cousin Of My Grand Mother's Youngest Nephew Who Is Also The Youngest Stepbrother To The Woman Who Gave Birth To My Uncle's Youngest Step-Son and He Was Also..............! PRINCIPAL: Alright.... Alright. ..Pls!...That's Enough..... Just Go To The Class
That one beats the excuse that one of my students gave me about missing the final she was deathly afraid of. “A family member died.”
After she took the makeup test (a completely different test because my students routinely copied the test for latecomers like that and for future semesters) and did rather poorly on it, she confessed. “It was my dog.”
All the capitalization is a distinct distraction trying to read what you wrote. No one I know of says, “Pls."
Ireland 1945. Florence Kite finds a letter and her whole world crumbles. Marcus Fanning was her real father. But twenty-five years ago, Marcus Fanning vanished off the face of the earth.
