original,teaching someone a lesson can be hard sometimes
It came over the ballpark suddenly and fast too I turned to Sde that he who was old and knew almost everything there was,as it landed next to us I turned and then asking him what it was and he smiled,'That's a football, belongs to a human game it is very rough,quick, and it can hurt you,I'm warning you do not touch it.' But Sde knowing me as he did since I was his nephew knew that his nephew was then an idiot of the family,for not only did he just told me not to touch the pigskin object he called a football,I took a deep breath and like an idiot I step closer to it but being a squirrel we don't take big steps you know although some of us learned how to fly,I touch it,suddenly I turned a whole group of my friends had suddenly gathered together and ran at me trying to get the football away then I fell then too or was tackled by one of them,looking up in pain my uncle just shook his head and told them to get up,I could hardly move,' One of these days instead of thinking your smarter then the rest of us you'll listen to someone.'
I looked up at him and asked,' Couldn't you have taught me that lesson that without letting me get hurt,uncle.' He laughed,' Sorry nephew life is pain and sometimes she can bite back hard suddenly and without knowing it.' I just lay there moaning in pain as he stood there shaking his head.end
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
