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     original in honor of Easter this
is for Charleston Heston in the
greatest line ever said on film,
in Planet of the Apes when he was
finally caught by the Gorillas and
he said,Get those stinky dirty paws
off me you damn dirty ape .'

 Then the  lion roared,he saw them hopping,had to be at least a hundred rabbits rabbits were fast but when hunger overtook a lion,he could be faster still the lion stayed still then too watching them picking out any weak rabbits and waiting to pounce on them ,he was growing hungry .Then the  sun hung high overhead then too and then the  temperature was most uncomfortable then  to say the least,insects flew by mostly butterflies,the wind was hard and it could take off your skin .
 

No humans then existed here,it then was in the part of the world then  yet unexplored by the world,it would be hot for days on end but that was here ,when rains came they came hard and few .But life would continue it had too .The lion's heart was pounding now as it saw the rabbit it wanted ,a weak rabbit and one that was trying to keep up with the others but couldn't it was hurt ,it then tried hopping but barely too  .Suddenly taking a deep breath the lion set itself and silently watched the injured rabbit.
 

Then the lion made then it's move,the other rabbits that were not hurt hopped away as fast as they could,but the injured one tried keeping up but could not .He saw the lion but it was too late,the lion pounced on the rabbit but then the  rabbit still had energy enough to hop to one side as the lion jumped but landed on a net,then the  net pulled the lion up high as it was tied to a branch ,as the lion swung there,the rabbits came back looking up at him,they all laughed at him,one of the rabbits put his paws on the lion.

' Get those stinky paws off me you damn dirty hare .' then the  lion growled but the rabbits didn't listen,they just hopped away leaving the lion there in the net hanging from the tree .
 


 

 

 

 

 

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