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 Push he kept yelling and I was after all I only was a mule after all,we were trying to plow the field the farmer had .I felt something underneath me ,It was moving fast and hard , I stopped much to the farmer's dislike I looked down and saw a gopher ,thats all we needed.

The farmer saw him too, he decided to go after the gopher I sat there where I was seemingly unnoticed by the farmer or gopher as one started chasing the other around .Suddenly rain started just wasn't my day .
 

The gopher then lead the farmer all around and he started heading toward the pigpen where pigs were playing in knee deep mud ,then as the farmer chased him the gopher turned but it was to late for the farmer,He screamed as he fell into the pigpen, trying to get up he fell again .

The gopher headed toward me I wanted to chase him but to tired, suddenly I felt him on my back, I moved but he wouldn't .' So it's not a total loss why not plow this ourselves,' said the gopher but I refused too, he reached down for a carrot and put it on a string waving it in front of me ,I couldn't resist he found my weakness .
 

' Gone to the other side,' yelled the farmer .
 

' No I'm just hungry ,' I told him watching him wipe mud out of his eye .' I then  was trying too tell you that but you were to stubborn to listen too me .'

' Me stubborn,' said the farmer,' In a piig's ey-------'

' Don't say it .' said the mule .
 

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Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel) 6/12/2014
LOL!!! Interesting perspective!

Sandie :o)

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