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 Then the  grasshopper hopped and was faster then the bird was that tried to catch him and eat him, the cat was bigger then the burd was and chased the cat, the dog was let loose so he could go pee by the tree but he saw the cat and chased him.

Suddenlythen they all stopped and turned a skunk appeared,no one chased him ,skunk's odor is as bad and can fend off anything twice its soze .Anything that is except another skunk,his wife.

' I was then too  trying to join in, you know like you told me to do, to fit in with the crowd as it.' He tried to convonce her of his motives bur he knew what his motives were . 

' Of course you were,now go try and scare off the farmer we need food for awhile ,' she told him, turning and walking away . 

He did and walked toward the garden and the farmer,but this time the farmer was ready and had a trap set as he stepped into the trap the skunk flew up and backwards landing in a mudbath with pigs staring at him. 

' Just isn't my day,' he said wiping mud off his face ,

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