It is kind of lonely sitting here in this big house all alone with just me and the dog I get very few visitors, friends stopping by and hardly any phone calls But then every once in a while I get a phone call it is from Microsoft They tell me that my computer is infected and they want to fix it I tell them that my computer is fine and has just stayed home with me So how could it get infected, no germs here it is noisy in the background The foreign sounding voice is so kind and nice they just want help It is so nice of them to call and be concerned about my computer I hate to leave them but my computer is fine so I just hang up It is so heartwarming to get those friendly phone calls from Microsoft It is hard to believe that a large corporation cares so much for its customers That is has those nice foreign people call and try to fix something that is not broken They use that as an excuse to talk to me and make me feel better It is so heartwarming and kind of those people I hate to hang up like that But I do and go on with my day, basking in the warm glow of their friendship.

a ditty by rJohn