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by Richard J Kallao
Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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 Cell after cell moved through her body
as they were headed straight toward it.

It was the great opening as it was known.
 

They connected,the two cells now they in
fact were one,they moved ahead closer to
the opening confident they were going too
make it .
 

Suddenly there was a loud sound like the
sound of an earthquake (or burping if you
perfer.
 

The two cells slowed down undecided now
rather to continue or not,they did not like in
fact the smell they smelled ahead coming
from the white opening . 
 

' O.k., I see the head coming out now,' said
a loud thundering voice as the cells are in
fact forced through the opening now,they to
made a sound,
 

Two hands grabbed the cells that were large
now and had taking form and shape .
 

' It's a boy,' said the thundering voice as the
two hands moved over the baby now and too
cleaned it and gave it a spanking but instead
of crying it started talking .
 

' As I enter this world to begin my life I am in
awe of its wonders around me,but none more
so then me,looking at my mother she will too
have the toughest time helping grow and tea-
ching me everything she knows,go to school
graduate and teach others what I know ,that
is why.' 
 

The baby holds a small sign before him .
 

' Buy Life insurance today, life is free and is
given no charge,buy you'll be glad you did ,
Goo Goo,the right the right insurance for the
right way to start your life off .'
 

end.

 

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