' I got bearer of bad news,' announced the bear as he walked in.' I'm a bearer with bad news it seems but every time say it everyone runs for
cover,'
This time however there were only two that were
near to hear the bear a miner who was digging for
gold and his wife who was panning it out .
' Go ahead,say it,' said the digger .He looked at his wife and smiled,she was working hard .
' I'm the bearer of bad news,'sang the bear,' Your wife is pregnant again, '
The digger drop everything he did and ran to his wife,he asked if it was true . She said yes but it wasn't his baby this time,when they were drinking the first night they arrived he passed out but she wanted to have sex ,so she had sex with the anything that wanted to, and the bear was free .
' We.re the bearer of bad news,'they sang,' You fainted and got wasted ,I drank,and got blasted,
now I'm probably going to have children,but they're probably look like Yogi Bear or Boo Boo.'
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Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
