I just then stepped inside my house thought there was a disturbance then the moon is full and bright,watch out watch out creatures are stirring in the night I locked my door sat down grabbed a book and started reading, I was a writer by day a Ghost Hunter by night but even on this cold chilly day I did then too not venture outside,You think by now being a Ghost Hunter all this scary stuff the night creatures stirring and all, Well you don't, because new ghosts pop up,things that go bump in the night creep up, You mean you think after chasing ghosts going into huses people say that are haunted I put my book down and grab a flashlight which was always nearby because of my job. I turned and open the front door there it was again that sound, I walked aroubd the house checking eberywhere even my garage and when you least expect it to happen it did, I got slimed that green ooze covering my body I hate it ,yuck.Then I saw a green ball of light move away from laughing I then heard I granned a small camera I always carried too another essential of being a Ghost Hunter then in fact forgetting what I was I called 911,the operator asking,what is wrong why so panicked ? '
' I just been slimed I need a paramedic.' The operator laughed,You don't need a paramedic sure
you been slimed take a cold shower then eat hot soup have a good nights rest and you'll feel better,slimed he says .He did what she said but in the morning he looked in the mirror he changed the slimed did it,he was a green ball of ooze or goo,' Oh my God I died last night.Killed by slimed.' At least no more chasing ghosts he was one . What a way to go.' end
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
