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A Commercial Time Out
by Richard J Kallao
Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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You turn as your car turn to to avoid hitting the poor squirrels in the middle of the road, rolling over on its side,he got out of the car but as he did the squirrels were standing there staring at him, you idiot,'shouted the squirrel,'holding nuts,' you almost hit us,' The man tried to get to his feet,' Look what you did to my car I'm glad I got insurance ,' ' After we get through with you you'll need it,whats the name ?' asked the squirrels together as they started throwing nuts at him. ' Nutnog,like eggnog but this kind can buy you life insurance for life.' ' Your not going to live that long .' end.

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