The fly landed in my drink I then didn't buy three dollars worth of coffee and creame so some dumb fly can spoil it,I drank it,but all day afterwards I heard buzzing in my stomach,oh my here we go again, but during the day I had to sit on the toilet seat and go number two,the fly got out to, I flush the fly and everything else down.
Still I heard the buzzing all day,couldn't sleep, went and saw my doctor,' Good thing I wasn't there I would had swatted him with an IV filled with raid,both of you would have been buzzed kill
,'the doctor turn and held up a spray can on it were a picture of flies and a man, 'Used as directed Buzz Kill instant wipe out of all unnecessary insects like flies,ants and roaches to,costs,anywhere from 9.99.-999.99.Buy today.'
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Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer