original.this is for all the women in the world have fun reading it.
' No,' she told him.' I'm your husband your staying.'She shook her head,'the doctor will be waiting for me.' 'I'm sure your boyfriend can wait,when do you think I was then .going to find ,bitch.'Then in another household he was going out to get a new job but suddenly she stood,'sit down bitch I wear the pants in the family.'
Now what if the roles were reverse lets say the women were the doctors,or fire fighters ,dentists or lawyers or the President.
' Keep doing the dishes Sam,'said Ann as she grab
the garbage on her way out to work.'Sam pretended to smile deep down he hated doing dishes .Jolene stood at the end of the runway ' C'mn guys you have to do better,Adam then more gracefully when walking .' ' I feel stupid I need more clothes on,this aint worth it.' Jolene laughed,'thats not what you said when we made it together last night,now keep walking,honey.' Adam moaned .Then at the white house Sally Suler sat at the desk in the oval office as her husband was cleaning and dusting,' C'mon Danny I want more ass lean over more when dusting or do I have to make it law,by the way the kids are yours tonight important meeting.' Under his breath Danny said,'If you weren't President I would had left you earlier.'
At the local bus station police were picking up a hooker who was bothering people while waiting for the bus.'C'mon Tom,not this time I want to get home,get in the police car now.' end one shot story.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets