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Welcome Back Kotter part 1-Here and Gone
by Richard J Kallao
Friday, October 9, 2015

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     original going a bit out of my writing realm so bare with me and enjoy I always like Welcome Back Kotter
Narrator-Sit back and relax dear readers if you dare we about to take trip to the most unusual placeI ever been part of ,a homeroom in school,not just any school or homeroom,this belong to one teacher,Kotter,Gabe Kotter to be exact and his students he taught were called Sweathogs. lead by one Vinnie Barbarino,they were an unusual bunch they often played jokes on each other,somewhat naďve not so smart as it were,this is one of their stories,read on ...... Arnold Horshak tried getting into the classroom but Juan Epstein was too,both could not fit in the doorway so Freddie Boom Boom Washington decided to pushed both of them through,but as he did he and Vinnie Barbarino got stuck' Hold on the rescue party is here,' cried Gabe Kotter running down the school hallway with briefcase in hand,he pushed Vinnie and Freddie into the classroom and he follow right behind them,sitting down at his desk he looked at each Sweathog as they sat in their own chairs.nervous they were' I never seen you guys act so clumsily before even you Juan,what gives,Arnold.' He waited and Arnold raising his arm in the air excitedly he said,Oooo Oooo,pick me ,Mr Kotter.'Gabe did,Arnold stood,'Well,as far as I'm concern,'he told Kotter,nervously,' I just saw the school nurse,'he looked down at his stomach,'she said I was fat,he sat down,' I needed to loose weight.'Some of the students laugh but not the Sweathogs they knw what it was like to be teased all the time pick on.' See me after class Arnold,'said Kotter,'After my wife had the twins she thought she needed to loose weight.But it was just what the doctors call baby fat.'Vinnie laugh'Maybe Arnold having a baby.' No one else laugh especially Arnold,because out of life you get few enjoyments and to Arnold Horshak eating was one of those .' I'll be here,'Arnold told Kotter. to be continued part 2    

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