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Meowth's Stuck Sneeze
by Sara C Corzine
Saturday, September 2, 2017

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Meowth has a stuck sneeze and asks Wobbuffet to help him sneeze.
"Ah... Haaaah..." Meowth inhaled as he felt a big sneeze coming on. With each passing second, his inhales became more and more dramatic. "HAAAAAAAAAAH...! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH--!" But after the last inhale, there was a long pause rather than the sneeze that Meowth was waiting for. Meowth's breath returned to normal, but he still needed to sneeze, and his nonexistent nose was itching as it was just moments ago. Despite his best efforts, his sneeze wasn't coming, so he decided that he needed help.

He looked around for Wobbuffet, who happened to be standing in a nearby, flowering meadow, and minding his own business. Meowth quickly went over to him before going right to the problem. "Hey, Wobbuffet, you've gotta help me," Meowth said.

"Wobbuffet?" Wobbuffet asked.

"I've gotta sneeze, but it's not comin'."

Wobbuffet thought for a few seconds, and then got an idea. He looked around and saw a dandelion, which was growing out of the grass below him. He picked it up, aimed it at Meowth and blew it into his face. The result was that Meowth received a face full of dandelion seeds and pollen, both of which caused him to finish his sneeze. He wasn't allergic to dandelions, or any type of pollen, but he just couldn't help but inhale and sneeze within just a few seconds.

"Haaaaaah, HAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Meowth sneezed loudly, and as he did, he not only blew some of the irritants off his face, but also sprayed Wobbuffet in the face. It wasn't his fault, as he didn't remember anyone ever telling him to cover his mouth when he sneezed. But Wobbuffet remained calm and wiped the saliva off his face with his free hand, just as Meowth sneezed again. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!"

"Ugh... thanks," Meowth said as he sniffled and rubbed his nose on what he assumed to be his forefinger. He would have been mad, but the attempt to sneeze had worked, and he was grateful for that.

"Wobbuffet," Wobbuffet responded, as if either replying to the thanks or blessing Meowth.

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