I live alone which in any number of ways is a very good thing.
Among other things it allows for much self-reflection, and deep introspective thoughts and to possibly arrive at clear conclusions that might otherwise would be impossible to be drawn
Living alone I get to look, observe and resolve the deeper questions about our universe and life and best of all living alone allows for me to watch sports, movies and be on my computer anytime I want.
But then again it does admittedly have its setbacks too.
One the most surprising things about living alone that some problems remains consistent commonplace and exactly the same as when I was in a relationship and may have actually been a factor as to why some of those relationships might no longer exist.
But because now I have the time necessary to observe and to do uninterrupted studies to draw unimpeded conclusions I am now in the final stages of an intense investigative effort that I can almost say with some certainty that previously universally phenomena can now at last be solved.
Hang on this could be earth shattering what I'm about to share with you, please remember this may save your job, your marriage or prevent arguments in relationship or who knows bring about world peace.
If you like I and possibly everyone everywhere at one time or another has experienced the constant problem of losing keys, eye glasses, Tv remotes not to mention items of clothing, pictures, letters or paperwork being
lost or misplaced time and time again and if you like so many of us have naturally resorted to asking, yourself if you live alone or each other if you’re part of a couple, or relatives, maybe even your Mom or your significant other if they have seen or moved your keys, glasses, the remote, socks, shoes, phone or whatever...I've found in my studies and after long, long investigations that most of these occurrences can be attributed to the fact that these previously thought inanimate objects have...and trust me on this.... these objects have legs…that’s right legs.
That’s right they have little teeny tiny, tiny, itty bitty legs that allow for these items to move across rooms, chairs, floors and cover great expanses of space.
These little buggers are very, very smart and only use their ability to move when they see we’re distracted or sleepy…and they are very fast…very, very fast.
Now you’re asking…should we be alarmed….who knows…how would I know???
I haven’t been able to interview their leader who is without a doubt and of course is who else but the ever ready bunny and come on now there’s no real surprise in that being the case right???
But I can say…that I think…this is somewhat of a harmless game…that electronics play designed to have us buy other replacement electronics, glasses, remotes, clothing and of course batteries…which if you notice are expensive as forever!!!!
It’s either that or I think the ever ready bunny is getting kick backs…mo money, mo money, mo money as we used to say.
Now what the bunny plans to do with the money is a mystery. Or maybe the bunny is the driving force behind the success of Apple, Microsoft and oh well you get the picture it’s a clear case of world domination across businesses everywhere… all of them the world over are possibly in on this….either that or they are helpless to stop the bunny!!!!
What can we do about it?
Possibly nothing.
But not to worry I’m still on the case. And I will not rest until the problem is solved….or I get a cut of the action…
I’m jus’ sayin’
What ….you expected little ol’ me to take on the bunny when big business is helpless to stop him… I think not?????
Hey bunny if you’re listening I can be bought….and I’m cheap….give me the NFL Sunday ticket…or the top sports package …hey what about $200 to $300 a week and I’m good
The first part reads more like an article than a story. For some reason your first person narrative just doesn't come off like it should. Otherwise, appears to be a good premise. The old idea of being overwhelmed by the progress of technology.
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