Thinking about a girl I haven't seen, pity she has no name.
A name to have in mind
My friend Carlos, public gardener, came to meet me as we usually did. He said to me I had to advise him about what to do with a girl seventeen who had asked to him in a street of a district’s near quarter to water her with the hose. He had fallen in love and did not know if somehing outrageous would happen being he fifty-five. I told him that according to Law all grils more than thirteen could do whatever they want with a man. He was not too sure. I asked him his age. Why do you ask me my age if you know? You should know what to do at that age. Well, I do not know. For the moment being I have to go on going to where she lives. The truth is I cannot take her out from my mind…, if you had seen her body…, her beautiful face…, her tits… I opened my mouth and asked: What’s her name? He doubted an instant and rapidly asked back: What you want to know for? OK, it doesn’t matter, anyway, I said. I got the idea you have a girl friend and I will ask you for the girl…, and such as you painted it I will have the image of a girl seventeen’s body and face and you watering her with the hose. I wouldn’t dream of doing the same or having her name in mind to have a wank. What are you saying? Where do you want to get to? Well, Carlos, being things this stage I have no opportunity of meeting your girl and water her with the hose and you can tomorrow. Yes, true , he said. Besides, you are right, I am fifty-five.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.