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Super Bowl-She Knew
by Kathryn Neff Perry
Saturday, February 1, 2020

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Another tailgate party...
One of our friends called to invite us to a tailgate party. We talked for a few minutes about several things, and then decided on food, and who would bring what. She's not a big football fan either, but we love getting together. While the guys are all off in another room, we girls have a great time sharing recipes, or sampling the "new dessert one of our group" wants us to try. We also talk about sales, and all the money we've saved by heading to the sale rack first.
When my girlfriend and I finally go off the phone, my husband was smiling. I thought he was smiling because he enjoys gathering at their house to watch the game, and eat.
Finally he said, "you don't need to tell people you don't like football." I looked at him, trying to figure out where that comment came from.
"What do you mean?"
He said, "the first thing you said when she invited us to come over to watch the Super Bowl, was, I thought the Super Bowl was over."
She knew. 

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Reviewed by Eva Pasco 2/3/2020
Unless the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, I don't have much interest in watching it at all.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 2/2/2020
A "tailgate party," involves going to the parking lot before the game and dropping the tailgate of whatever vehicle you came in, and cooking a substantial meal there before going into the game with a sore belly for eating too much. An excuse for drinking more beer.

His right, you don't know football. But I do agree with you that those get-togethers in the house of the men watching football is a great opportunity for the women to get together as well in the kitchen.

Ron

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