A book that delves so impossibly deep into the realms of absurdity that it can't be good for your health. A book that will leave you scratching the skin from your head in confusion and planting the skin bits in your grandmother's garden. When no skin trees grow, you'll bemoan your very existence like an ennui-ridden character in a French New Wave film. Life doesn't make sense - why fight it?
Between these covers lies a cornucopia of wonders.
Step into a world that defies all logic. One of Masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, strange fairies and a poorly conceived theory regarding wall stability. A world where ball popping is the only solution to the scrotum's poor aesthetic qualities and true love can lead a man to transpose menstruation across gender lines. Not to mention a blink so immensely powerful that mild abrasion can ensue. There’s also a lime.
Truly some of the strangest stories ever told. In his debut collection Matthew Revert has concocted a bizarre vortex of fiction by turns hilarious, disturbing, thought-provoking and just plain odd. A Million Versions of Right will force you to find logic in the illogic and shun anything resembling common sense.
Like the faecal scrawl of a madman without the unpleasant smell.
Professional Reviews
Somewhere between insanity and genius...
Unprepared but open minded, this book simply blew me away. It is, perhaps, the most original fiction I have read in years. It won't be to everyone's taste, but that's what makes it all the better. The ideas are sufficiently original to suggest insanity or genius on the part of the author, the language is fresh, and the result impressive. This book deserves more "formal" reviews than this one, simply because it deserves to sell like proverbial hot cakes!
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