This illustrated poetry book, my fourth, is truly funny with some rather interesting and comical creatures.
Coming Soon: "Funny Flies"--should be available shortly via Mystic East, Peggy Bertrand and D. Haar.
Currently posted poems at A.D. (besides the one below):
Caught A Big One
Dear Abby
Fishin's A Pain
Leather Skinned Momma
The Dentist
You Quack Me Up (among others)
will be deleted when the ebook becomes available.
Eggsactly
You are eggsactly
who I’ve been waiting for—
no yolk about it.
You’ve a shell I adore
with an ivory door.
Often when scrambled,
you turn over easy.
Most folks like you
but you make some queasy—
fragile, you’re so squishy.
Your life may be hard,
you’re one of a dozen.
Sometimes you’re dipped, colored;
sometimes frigid, frozen,
without innards oozing.
There’s no substitute
for an egg with a’peel.
Don’t mind if you’re yellow,
I know your yolks are real.
Do you know how I feel?
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
