Vulgarity For the Masses is a bizarro-horror anthology novel featuring classic tales of a whale mating with a chainsaw, an apocalyptic trial in district court, a surreal bank robbery gone wrong with a drug debt to Santa Claus, aristocratic animals sacrificing themselves against the demonic plague sinking Great Britain, a young man remembering his abusive father before he reincarnated as his infected hemmorrhoid, an ethnic cleansing demon haunting the mountains of Tennessee throughout the eras, a Bible Version of the Three Little Pigs and an academic/demonic conspiracy so surreal even I don't know what the heck is going on there.

I wrote this novel purely because I could. I wanted to see what I could truly come up with, without pressure, without limitations, without having to rely on tired tropes and cliches to build a story, I wanted to write something purely original and unique that fights for the readers' attentions from the first paragraph onto every paragraph thereof. This book is highly vulgar and not recommended for everyone. But if you love Adult Swim, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, John Carpenter and Monty Python as I do, you're thoroughly enjoy watching me surgically remove pieces of each one of them from my van behind a liquor store and frankenstein them into this book.

It may take you days to read through it, perhaps weeks, perhaps you won't read it at all, but either way, you won't forget it.