All his life, Laenurd Lynn (whose parents couldn't spell at the time of his birth) grew up with the notion that he had to be the ultimate bad-ass. Fueled by balls-to-the-wall action flicks and martial arts films, his heart told him that he should be the ultimate testosterone junkie in town, kicking ass and taking names. Unfortunately, life didn't pan out in the cliche fantasy his mind was living. At all.

Drowning in his own turmoil of a life spiraling out of control, Lynn undergoes an awakening and a discovery that provides his life with purpose and a moment of clarity. With the aid of his older brother, Billy, the young anti-hero takes steps to become the ultimate tough guy his desires always wished for himself, and through these actions, he propels himself on an adventure so bizarre and surreal, that even he can't believe it.