Category: Humor Publisher: Tim Reilly
Type: Non-Fiction
Pages: 73
Copyright: March 29, 2013
Random ideas and thoughts that will change no one's life except my own... if I sell like a billion copies.
A booklet of thoughts that pop in my brain and then... poof! Where did they go? I don't know. Well, into this booklet I guess. But if they bring a smile to your face or a song to your pants, then, gosh, it was worth it.
Excerpt
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If you need a new transmission, at least go rebuilt.
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Brushing your teeth three times a day is great. Sometimes, that’s hard to do. If so, try to brush twice a day. At least once. Absolute bare minimum, four times a week.
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Old people can smell funny. Try to gently tell them that they stink. They might not want to hear that, but being old, they probably won’t be able to catch you if you need to run away.
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Professional Reviews
I liked it!
First I must say, I am the writer. But even so, I kinda liked this booklet!
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