What's the most amazing thing you've ever done? If you were ever a little girl, or even a little boy with a romantic soul, you would have known very early on that someday love would require you to do wonderfully ridiculous things. And so, I’m going to explain to you, why the most intriguing thing you will ever want to do, is get on a plane and fly to an exotic dinner at some elegant trois-étoiles across the ocean in Paris. But in the meantime, I must relate a fascinating story about an enchanting French woman named Eff.