Category: Humor Publisher: Mark C Sutton
Type: Fiction
Pages: 132
Copyright: Dec 13, 2014
Price: $1.91 (eBook)
Do serial killers wear loud, hand-knitted jumpers with pictures of fluffy kittens sewn into them? Are they sometimes obsessed with trains? And buses? Is it normal for a serial killer to be a sci-fi bore?
Do mass murderers go to church and believe in God? Do they make their own, disgusting, wine out of custard? How many serial killers wear golfing trousers together with a ghastly combination of furry yellow socks and bright purple sandals? Do serial killers often break down in front of the victim due to their partner swanning off abroad, on a Christmas jolly with two local tarts called Christine and Kelly? These are the questions pondered upon by a young and unhappy runaway girl who falls into the clutches of the geeky, prudish, and incredibly pathetic Stephen Morris Hartley, AKA 'The Slayer of Scarr Mountain', in this short prequel/ sequel to 'The Dead Winter Mountain Murders' trilogy of books.
This edition also contains the first book in the trilogy, 'The Dead Winter Mountain Murders - Part One: Stephen.
Warning: Contains adult material, and is not suitable for minors.
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