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Doggie Biscuit!
by Darrell Bain   
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: Twilight Times Books

Type: Fiction

Pages: 150

Price: $0.99 (eBook)


Doggie Biscuit by Darrell Bain is an Award-Winning Finalist in the category of Animals/Pets Non-Fiction in the 2011 Global eBook Awards.

"A pure joy and entertainment, "Doggie Biscuit" is also a story that is thoughtful and universal in its appeal. Highly recommended reading!" ~ Midwest Book Review.

Biscuit truly relates to people with ever fiber of his little doggie heart, even to having a human girl friend, getting tickets for reckless driving and sampling Viagra pills. Who could resist a dog story like this?


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Funniest sweetest family pet story ever.
This one goes in the mental bookshelf with Back Beauty. That was my all time favorite animal book. Now I'm in love with Biscuit. Having a doxie myself, I know how everything in this book is possible and probable. Very endearing and funny. I smirked and laughed all the way. A good read for all animal lovers and for people who enjoy simple family life. It's fantastic.

A story that is thoughtful and universal in its appeal
Biscuit is a little dachshund that exemplifies what we all love best about our canine companions. Doggie Biscuit follows this charming canine character throughout his entire life story. Writing with a tongue-in-cheek style humor, author Darrell Bain lays out a remarkable story of love and adventure (Biscuit may be the only dog in the world to have received a traffic ticket!) that will completely engage the reader's full and rapt attention from first page to last. Indeed, it would not be unexpected for readers with canine companions of their own to see in Biscuit some of those special times and qualities that is to be found in their own dog's behavior. Not to be missed is a very special section of Doggie Biscuits that deals with Biscuit's extensive vocabulary and is complete with his ability to communicate through, and respond to, an amazing list of words, phrases and gestures. A pure joy and entertainment, Dogie Biscuit is also a story that is thoughtful and universal in its appeal. Highly recommended reading!

Laughed and Laughed UNTIL we cried
This book gave us more then we ever thought. The author brings true to life the real colors of having a doxie in your world. I originally got this book for myself to read. I ended up reading aloud virtually the entire story to my husband. Whether you have a doxie, much less a dog in your world, the story of Biscuit is hilarious, and to ones amazement daily life with a "wiener dog".
Even more wonderful is I have since read this book to our 3 nephews who laughed so hard THEY even had tears coming down. This book comes soo highly suggested, it would be a shame to go through life and to never have heard the story of "Doggie Biscuit"
Thank you Darrell Bain


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