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The House of Cupcakes
by A.R. Alan   
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: Book Locker

ISBN-10:  151541034X

Type: Fiction

Pages: 188

Copyright: 
Jan 1, 2006
ISBN-13: 9781515410348


Three beautiful women decide to invigorate their older husbands by feeding them home-baked cupcakes laced with sex enhancing drugs.

Lila, Sheila and Greta are middle aged housewives married to sex-challenged older men. Their solution is ingenious and wicked. The delicious home baked chocolate cupcakes they feed their husbands are laced with sex-enhancing drugs. The women are deliriously happy until the pills run out, and Jerry’s doctor refuses to renew the prescription. “I need passion, excitement, adventure,” Sheila tells her friends. “We have to do something, or the three of us are going to shrivel up and die.” So the feisty women plan a daring heist at a local supermarket pharmacy to stock up on more of that “sweet elixir of life.’ For more excitement, Sheila sneaks into the clubhouse movie theater and exchanges the scheduled film for a raunchy, pornographic flick that’d curl the hairs of a rabbi’s beard. The elderly moviegoers stampede out of the clubhouse in a mad panic, which causes a couple of heart attacks. You’ll scream, laugh out loud, cheer and cry as you follow these brazen, reckless women’s pursuit of sex, fun and happiness, and you’ll never again think of a Florida retirement community as a place to play canasta, or Mah Jongg, or go out to early-bird dinners.

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“I need passion, excitement, adventure,” Sheila tells her friends. “We have to do something, or the three of us are going to shrivel up and die.”


Professional Reviews

These cupcakes sound wonderful - Don E. Finegold
When I read A. R. Alan’s “House Of Cupcakes” and how she had her three women feeding their husband’s home-baked cupcakes laced with sex enhancing drugs, I found myself laughing out loud and wishing I had some of them.
Don E. Finegold The Pact


I Laughed and Cried My Eyes Out
I loved all three of A.R. Alan's books, especially "The House of Cupcakes," because I laughed and cried my eyes out.
Zita Christian, author of "First and Forever."



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