I am touched by the writings of these famous authors but as I sit here and see my words fill the page I can't help but believe they are speaking through me to convey to you in my words for today's vernacular.
"You are rewarding your teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil."-- Friedrich Nietzsche
This is what I would say: Reward your teacher by becoming one. -- Arthur Tugman ~ "He plough'd her, and she cropped"-- William Shakespeare
This is what I would say: Fertilize her till she reaps -- Arthur Tugman ~ "Listen to many, speak to few."-- William Shakespeare
This is what I would say: Think about what you have to say and if it's worthy, go tell the world.-- Arthur Tugman
I have heard it said that "Obesity is death by the fork"
I say it is worse than that. Obesity is suicide by silverware.-- Arthur Tugman
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a