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Free Space: The Real Life Story of a Bingo Queen
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B-Movies In A Book

Category:  Humor
Publisher: Kynegion House

ISBN-10:  0974685461

Type: Fiction

Pages: 208

Copyright: 
Sept 3, 2015
ISBN-13: 9780974685465

Price: $2.99 (eBook)


Passive Aggression vs. Lazy Ambition In A Small Town Bingo Hall.

 In a world... where a douche bag filmmaker is allowed to follow around an ex-stripper to document her ascension to the throne as Bingo Queen, only bad things can happen. Very funny, cringe-worthy bad things.

This is volume one of the B-Movies In A Book Series.

Available for the Kindle and in paperback.



     



Excerpt

“Two cheeseburger combo meal and a large black cow. Will that be all?”
What is it I find so sexy about a defeated woman handing off bags of feed to animal families at the drive-thru window of a fast food dive? Is it her hair netted in a baseball cap? Is it her bought breasts caged in red and mustard uniform? Is it the sweat mingling with grease in the air settling on her skin?
No. I know what it is. It’s her smile. A smile that began as defiance when she started the job, a temporary part-time gig while she was between goals, and ended as acceptance when it became a permanent forty-hour workweek. I think Mandy lived rough and never frowned. I think that’s what I love.


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