Do you believe that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran had an Israeli temporary wife who jilted him, leading to his hatred for the state of Israel?
Do you believe that Muammar Qaddafi of Libya can raise people from the dead?
This is a scam-baiting book,
By a naughty born prankster,
About the task he undertook
To challenge some storytellers.
For those who have been scammed --
You may be keen to know
The Internet is crammed
With your passport photos.......
For those who have been lucky
To escape these con-artists --
You may be curious to see
Who has made it to their lists.......
Seriously, 'though,
All jokes aside,
This book aims to show
These crooks' ruthless side.
For no-one is exempt from these scammers' cons --
Even a poor deaf-mute is cruelly preyed on --
Although amusing her exploits may be,
You'll find them at The Prankster's tea-party..............