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Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 25
by Thomas F. Shubnell   
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN-10:  1441498443

Pages: 170

Copyright: 
Mar 11, 2009
ISBN-13: 9781441498441


The latest from the “Greatest Jokes of the Century” series of books.

Twenty five has come alive. Can you believe it, another great book of the newest and best jokes, quips, and tidbits of the century. These are truly new, funny, and hilarious.

Each book in this series is a wildly funny and hilarious compendium of the greatest jokes, tidbits, stories, and trivia that are sure to induce plenty of smiles, snickers, and uncontrollable laughter. Each one contains over one hundred sixty pages of mirth and merriment all categorized and guaranteed to keep you coming back for more.

The best bathroom reading since Readers Digest.



Excerpt

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford’s office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out in the parking lot to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.

Mister Ford was very excited and invited them back to his office, where he offered them three million dollars for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for the three million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, ‘The Goldberg Air-Conditioner’, on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg’s name on two million Fords.

They haggled back and forth for about two hours, and finally agreed on four million and that just their first names would be shown.

To this day, all Ford air conditioners still show Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max on the controls.


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