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Category:
Humor
Publisher: CreatSpace
ISBN-10: 144041632X
Type: Fiction
Pages: 208
Copyright: Sep 20, 2008
ISBN-13: 9781440416323
This collection of the craziest, obnoxious, and wackiest jokes, cartoons, gags, quips, stories, and lists is truly a jokester's bible of corrupt proportions. It also contains interesting and funny billboards, signs, and pictures from personal, to business, to politics. Truly current humor guaranteed to keep you in stitches.
Excerpt
The Witness
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
“Isn’t it true, that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated a bit louder.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said to the witness, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said. “I thought he was talking to you.”
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