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Dixie Salvage
by Gary Isringhaus   
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; 2 edition

ISBN-10:  1500693057

Pages: 191

Copyright: 
August 5, 2014
ISBN-13: 9781500693053

Price: $2.92 (eBook)


Dixie Salvage is a farce that deals with sex, religion, moonshine, stock car racing, and a utopian search for paradise.

 Dixie Salvage is a satire that promises a humorous adventure on every page. Discover what it feels like to be a pole dancer in West Hollywood. Become a missionary/salesman for a Satanic church where you channel the spirits of dead pitchmen from times past. Meet real zombies working on a rice plantation in Haiti. Venture back to North Carolina for Pa's funeral and resurrect him from the dead. Drink moonshine with hillbillies and dance the night away as you dream of a tropical paradise. It's a nonstop howling laugh fest from the first chapter to the last and you'll enjoy Dixie Salvage so much that you won't be able to put it down. The Goodman family own Dixie Salvage, an auto wrecking yard in Asheville North Carolina. Ma on her deathbed tells her son Sonny family secrets that she has never revealed to anyone. Sickened by these secrets, Sonny escapes to Los Angeles where he falls in love with a pole dancer in West Hollywood and becomes a missionary/ salesman for a New Age Satanic church. A couple of years later Pa dies and he must go back for the funeral. He arrives too late, but throws a wake for his father where he gets into a conflict with his older brother over their inheritance and what is to become of Dixie Salvage. Dixie Salvage is a farce that deals with sex, religion, moonshine, stock car racing, and a utopian search for paradise.



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Dixie Salvage is a satire that promises a humorous adventure on every page. Discover what it feels like to be a pole dancer in West Hollywood. Become a missionary/salesman for a Satanic church where you channel the spirits of dead pitchmen from times past. Meet real zombies working on a rice plantation in Haiti. Venture back to North Carolina for Pa's funeral and resurrect him from the dead. Drink moonshine with hillbillies and dance the night away as you dream of a tropical paradise. It's a nonstop howling laugh fest from the first chapter to the last and you'll enjoy Dixie Salvage so much that you won't be able to put it down.
The Goodman family own Dixie Salvage, an auto wrecking yard in Asheville North Carolina. Ma on her deathbed tells her son Sonny family secrets that she has never revealed to anyone. Sickened by these secrets, Sonny escapes to Los Angeles where he falls in love with a pole dancer in West Hollywood and becomes a missionary/ salesman for a New Age Satanic church.
A couple of years later Pa dies and he must go back for the funeral. He arrives too late, but throws a wake for his father where he gets into a conflict with his older brother over their inheritance and what is to become of Dixie Salvage.
Dixie Salvage is a farce that deals with sex, religion, moonshine, stock car racing, and a utopian search for paradise.


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