AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Charles Keller, iDiane Hundertmark, iJill Eisnaugle, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, iBob Brink, iShirley Francis-Salley, iMargaret Mullings, iPeter Jessop, iWilliam Manchee, i RickthePoetWarrior, i

  Home > Humor > Books Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry      Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     
Purchase Autographed Books by Rosemary I Patterson  Healing Khadijah Hussein:  A Humor Novel $15.99   The Wager: A Humorous Novel About Dog Pa $14.95   Kuliano $20.99   Journey Great Barrier Reef $20.99   Aloha And Mai Tais:  A Novel About 1930' $20.99   Mission Mururoa $20.99   Kula Keiki Ali'i:  A Novel Based on the  $14.95   Kuhina Nui(Prime Minister): A Novel Base $14.95   Alias the Tank:  the nickname for the  A $20.99   Return of the Canoe Societies: Second Ed $13.99   An End To Innocence  2nd. Edition $20.99  

Rosemary I Patterson

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· News
· Blog
· Messages
· 40 Titles
· 50 Reviews
· Add to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: May, 2001

Rosemary I Patterson, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen!



See larger image

Get your Signed copy today!

Kindle Edition
Amazon
My Humor novels including 5 star reviewed Aloha and Mai Tais

Category:  Humor
Publisher: Booksurge LLC

ISBN-10:  1419661396

Pages: 257

Copyright: 
Feb. 28, 2007
ISBN-13: 9781419661396

Price: $6.00 (eBook)


The stage is set as a fashionable, westernized, Malaysian, mother of two turns up at her local Mosque dressed in a Burqa complete with veil. She is unable to communicate except for Muslim prayers. Her frantic husband contacts her Singapore alumni group including Dr. Linda Belgrove who diagnoses Hadijah as having suffered Identity Fracture following the Iraq invasion. The result is a tongue-in-cheek look at Identity Issues as members of her alumni group take Khadijah on a voyage of rediscovery to healing sites in Malaysia, Singapore, Hawaii, Arizona, Sarawak and Sabah to restore her to normal.

"K.D. is that you?" Indira inquired desperately using Khadijah's westernized nickname. She stepped backwards as the figure in black suddenly emitted a scream followed by words spilling out of her mouth. Indira listened closely trying desperately to decipher the message that was emerging from behind the glasses and the veil of the Burqa. "Bombs, Iraq, Collateral Damage, George W. Bush, Jihad, Invasion, Hajj, Death, Ani, Lebanon, How Could Allah Allow This?" The figure suddenly became very agitated and leaped to its feet. Indira stepped back hastily. Dr. Linda rushed over, pulled up one of the Burqa sleeves and injected a vial of something into the figure's arm. The figure stopped yelling, trembled and then sank back onto the pink, leather chesterfield. Linda watched as the psychiatrist managed to get the black clothed figure onto its back and lying prone on the couch. "What's going on?" "Identity Achievement Fracture," Indira's mind reeled as Dr. Linda attempted to explain what was happening. "The worst case I have ever seen in my career."      


Want to review or comment on this book?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews for "Healing Khadijah Hussein: A Humor Novel about Burqas, Naqib, Malaysia, Cul"

Reviewed by Nasra Al Adawi 9/11/2008
Seems very funny ..congragulation on your new book
Reviewed by alejapoet@aol.com Bennett 4/3/2007
WISHING YOU MANY BLESSING WITH YOUR BOOK AND ALL FUTURE ENDEAVOURS. GOD BLESS.
Popular Humor Books
  1. Love is a Pretty Girl with a Cape to S
  2. A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon an
  3. Blöd Ties
  4. What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F.
  5. The Council
  6. Homer's Ill Iliad and Odd Sea Odyssey
  7. Parody Paradise
  8. The Demon of the Shadows
  9. A Spoonful of Humor
  10. Moon: The Potato Planting and Blueberr
  11. Lake Superior in the Moonlight: Yooper
  12. A Christmas Carol, Jay Dubya
  13. Bayou Halloween
  14. How The West Was Lost
  15. Soldier's Gap
  16. Let Freedom Ring (A Cozy Retirement My
  17. The Knowledge of The Bearded Clam
  18. Bygone Days
  19. A Perfect Fit
  20. How NOT to Kill the Woman You Love: Yo
  21. 101 Pet Peeves
  22. Zippa Slept Here
  23. Hiding in the Bayou
  24. Pranks in Print
  25. Falling In Love In The Burg

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a  
Member BookAds

The Wholly Book of Genesis by Jay Dubya

The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.  
Member BookAds

Jay Dubya's 53rd Book: PLOTS by Jay Dubya

PLOTS is Jay Dubya's 53rd book that satirizes in adult form major works of Poe, London, O. Henry. Twain and Shakespeare.  
Member BookAds