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Now This Is What I Would Say
by Arthur Tugman   
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: Arthur Tugman


I am touched by the writings of these famous authors but as I sit here and see my words fill the page I can't help but believe they are speaking through me to convey to you in my words for today's vernacular.



"You are rewarding your teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil."-- Friedrich Nietzsche

This is what I would say: Reward your teacher by becoming one. -- Arthur Tugman
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"He plough'd her, and she cropped"-- William Shakespeare

This is what I would say: Fertilize her till she reaps -- Arthur Tugman
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"Listen to many, speak to few."-- William Shakespeare

This is what I would say: Think about what you have to say and if it's worthy, go tell the world.-- Arthur Tugman

I have heard it said that "Obesity is death by the fork"

I say it is worse than that. Obesity is suicide by silverware.-- Arthur Tugman

 
 
 


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Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic 4/21/2008
brilliant!

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/27/2006
Wisely done!!

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