Planet X meets Generation X. Not since Godzilla vs. King Kong have we seen such a meeting of the minds.
An alien abductee proves his sanity before shedding light on why, exactly, aliens abduct people in secret instead of landing publicly and declaring their intentions.
This is the scary, comical truth of a world out of whack.
Excerpt
"J: The UFO/abduction phenomenon is ever evolving. It's not like the Loch Ness Monster of Bigfoot or ghosts, where people claim to observe, maybe even interract with, some non-ordinary thing. The stories of these creatures never evolve. The Loch Ness monster never leaves the loch, never whisks people away on its back or flies. Bigfoot howls and shits and runs off. Ghosts...well they're ghosts, aren't they? Creeping people out? Maybe tossing clothes out of one's closet, but never transporting one to Narnia. Never mutilating cattle or manipulating plant cells to bend in kooky patterns in English wheat fields.
"N: Not sure I follow the significance. Can't aliens--can't all things that go bump in the night--be explained away in psychological terms?
"J: No. Or they haven't been yet, at least. And that's the thing that gets me with abduction phenomena: either humans are interracting with beings of seemingly higher intelligence--and that's the most important event in human history--or there is a worldwide mass delusion going on. And wouldn't that be one of the most important psycho-socialogical issues in human history? I mean where is the science here? Where is the professional wonderment? Even if it's as simple as myth in the making, where are the mythologists? The philosophers? Why is everyone in officialdom so fucking silent and scared when it comes to abductions? It boggles the mind."
Professional Reviews
Jim Marrs, author of Alien Agenda, Rule By Secrecy, Crossfire, and Inside Job
"[A] wild ride with many curves and loops... forthright soul searching... fascinating"
Nick Redfern, author of The Pyramids and the Pentagon, Final Events, and Contactees
"In many ways, his book reminded me of classic Hunter S. Thompson: Gonzo, containing a plethora of entertaining characters and situations; but most important of all, having something significant and relevant to impart, and to make the reader think, ponder, consider and absorb his words on all-things alien and more."
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Reviews for "I Know Why The Aliens Don't Land!"
Reviewed by Chris Reed
6/13/2009
This seems to be down my alley. I might check this one out, but if anyone on here has ever had experience with supernatural, could you message me on here please? I'd like to talk to someone that's had encounters with something unexplainable.
Thank you,
*Chris*
Reviewed by Vagiqueen _
7/29/2008
Dear Mr Jeremy A Vaeni,
Do u remember the yahoo-chat that we have had 4 years back. If not, click the following link:
I am back from the universe after more than 4 years. I cound not complete my promise of meeting u at 2.00 AM near the door of your bathroom. I was gone away from the galaxy and after 4 years I could make contact with you.
Till date U must gave got confidence about the existance of aliens by the stories of UFOs, Crop circles, Cow abductions etc.
Pl reply to conatct me and get real information about the life of aliens... as U are going to get this real information directly from the alien itself... thats me.. Vagiqueen!
Waiting for the reply.
Vagiqueen
Planet: Venus
Reviewed by Jeanette Esau
2/18/2004
"I Know Why the Aliens Don't Land" is a book I didn't really "get" as a whole until a few hours after finishing it. The connection among the autobiographical narrative, the interviews and the interspersed news bulletins eluded me most of the way through but then I decided it doesn't matter. I enjoyed it; laughed and cringed. The starkly honest, insightful and acerbic telling of the author's personal stories strike a difficult-to-achieve balance between humor and sorrow, inconceivable and uncomfortably familiar; said another way, a sharp kick right in the old breadbasket. I let the final pages wash over me as I struggled to understand them and, in my own way, I did perfectly.
A way to use your mind for silent communication. Speaking about the methods in the book I have used since a young age.
21st Century learning. I also have a GoFundMe page to ask for funds so I can research with other people and add their experiences
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