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The C.B. (Chocolate Brown) Social Club
by A.R. Alan   
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: Book Locker

ISBN-10:  1515410358

Type: Fiction

Pages: 193

Copyright: 
Jan 1, 2006
ISBN-13: 9781515410355


Three young, beautiful, but desperate women convert a mansion into a Bordello/Spa where the men service the women and try to make all their fantasies come true.

Leonie thought she’d murdered her famous, wealthy husband. “I killed him,” she wails to her friend Ann. “I let him eat chocolate ice cream, even though the doctor said it’d kill him. Then, when his face dropped in the bowl, I just left him there, and he drowned.” Leonie didn’t kill him, of course, but after the wake— with its memorable and delicious chocolate brown theme— she learns that he’d gambled away all their money. Now she wishes she had, indeed, done the dirty deed. A former waitress in a truck stop, she isn't equipped to earn enough to keep up the mansion she shared with her husband, but her friends talk her into putting her home to work. Specifically, the home becomes a bordello-spa with one important difference: here, the women are serviced by the men. “All we have to do is get the mayor’s and police chief’s wives to join the club and nobody can touch us,” Ann says. She’s right, but life at the mansion turns out to be anything but idyllic. There are police raids, a nosy, dog hating woman living next door, and a houseful of gorgeous hunks trying to make every woman’s fantasies come true. The trials, the tribulations, and adventures of Leonie and her friends will have you laughing out loud. You won’t put down this entertaining caper of a book until you’ve finished every last page.


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“I killed him,” she wails to her friend Ann. “I let him eat chocolate ice cream, even though the doctor said it’d kill him. Then, when his face dropped in the bowl, I just left him there, and he drowned.”


Professional Reviews

The CB Social Club is a hilarious fast paced story
“The CB (Chocolate Brown) Social Club about a bordello where the men service the women is a hilarious, fast-paced story you won’t put down until the very last page."
Pat Carr - "Border Ransom"


I Loved The CB Social Club
I loved the CB (Chocolate Brown) Social Club, and wish you lots of luck with it.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer - Sex Therapist


The Best Story I've read in 35-Years.
Ms. Ann Loring, past president of AFTRA, soap actress for 15-years, and teacher at the New School in New York City, said:"The CB Social Club" is the best damn story I've read in 35-years. I edited her script and I want the see the CB filmed.


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