A hilarious compendium of lists from the sublime to the absurd. Interesting facts and bits of wisdom, humor, and just plain common sense. Something for everyone to enjoy.
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1. The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor: She said, if you were my husband I’d give you poison,”
2. Churchill responded by saying, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
3. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
4. Who replied, “That depends, sir, on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
5. “He had delusions of adequacy.” - Walter Kerr
6. “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” - Winston Churchill.
7. “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill
8. “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
9. “Poor Faulkner Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
10. “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas
11. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain
12. “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend . . . . if you have one.” - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
13. “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second . . . if there is one.” - Winston Churchill, in response.
14. “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” - Irvin S. Cobb
15. “He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” - Robert Redford
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