Category: Humor Publisher: Publish America
ISBN-10: 1608364399
Type: Fiction
Pages: 51
Copyright: March 9, 2009
ISBN-13: 9781608364398
A four and one half year old Boy named Junior Snobcopper finds ways to have lots of adventure and childhood antics.
Junior's mother, Julia Snobcopper, recounts memories of her young son while growing up. The humor begins when Junior, his mother and Mimaw go into town for Junior's first pet, a dachshund, which becomes his best friend and adds to the humor. Junior has more adventure and humor while going into a local supermarket where certain mishaps continue the fun. Then Junior and his family have a truly wonderful experience at the county fair.
It seems that regardless of where Junior and his pet dog, Marbles, may be the laughter is sure to follow.
Excerpt
He agreed, so we asked the keeper if we could take him out of the cage. He came over and unlocked the door.
As he was about to take him out Junior asked, “How you keep him from breaking when you pick he up?” The keeper just laughed and said, “He won’t break son, he’s built tough.” He gently took the dog from his cage and set him on the floor. Junior knelt down near the dog, and began to pet him. The dog in turn, raised his head and began licking Juniors’ face.
“Look Mom, he think you not washes me face good, he gonna washes it more!” said Junior.
Mother just frowned and said, “Don’t let him lick too much, he might wash your face away.”
“Mom!!” cried Junior “Me face is gone, now me won’t be able to see me doggie! Me can’t sees Mom!”
“Mother!” I exclaimed, “You should not pick at Junior that way!” Then to Junior I said “It’s alright son, Mimaw was just playing, you can still see, look at me. Don’t you see me?”
He looked up and said, “Yep, but me no see Mimaw.” “That’s because she’s behind you.” I told him.
“Oh, there her are.” Junior said as he turned around, then he took Mothers’ hand and placed it on his chest, while he said “Feel me heart, it bumpin’ like an in’ian drum. Me thinks me not see no more, and me scared of the dark.”
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
