The Wholly Book of Exodus satirizes the Israelite' captivity in Egypt, the power struggles between Moses and Pharaoh, the Great Exodus from Egypt to Canaan and the parting of the Red Sea. Manna from Heaven, Moses receiving the Ten Commandments on Mt. Sinai and the construction of the Ark of the Covenant are also satirized. Mohammed Kareem Jihad, a young Arab terrorist discovers in a limestone cave ancient papyrus renditions of the Old Testament's Book of Genesis and Book of Exodus. He hurries into Jericho and shows his finds to Professor Phillip Collins, an expert on Genesis, and to Dr. Allen Qaeda, an authority on Exodus. The archeologists barter a carton of cigarettes, two hand grenades and a used AK-47 for the priceless documents. Phil Collins and Al Qaeda translate the newly discovered versions of Genesis and Exodus into the Wholly Book of Genesis and into the Wholly Book of Exodus. They determine that over half of the original texts had been edited out by ancient Hebrew' priests and scholars whose intent was to make the first two books of the Old Testament more moral and virtuous. Professor Phil Collins e-mails electronic copies of the translations to his nephew, author Jay Dubya. Several days later an errant Palestinian rocket hits the Jerusalem' home where Phil Collins and Al Qaeda had been conducting their meticulous research. Both archeologists were killed in the misguided missile's explosion along with the papyrus scrolls and the computer files in the senseless terrorist attack. The only remaining versions of the Wholly Book of Genesis and the Wholly Book of Exodus are the e-mail attachments in Jay Dubya's computer. Jay Dubya now presents to the world the unabridged translations of the Wholly Book of Genesis and the Wholly Book of Exodus.The Wholly Book of Exodus is adult humor featuring adult language, content and situations. The books are presently available at Mobipocket.com (type in Jay Dubya). Genesis and Exodus are also available at Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.co.de, Amazon.co.jp, at Barnes and Noble.com.
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Contents
Chapter 1 “Jacob’s Descendents in Egypt” 1
Chapter 2 “Birth and Adoption of Moses” 7
Chapter 3 “The Call of Moses” 13
Chapter 4 “Confirmation of Moses’ Mission” 19
Chapter 5 “Pharaoh’s Obduracy” 25
Chapter 6 “Renewal of God’s Promise” 33
Chapter 7 “The Plagues” 39
Chapter 8 “The Gnats and the Flies” 45
Chapter 9 “The Pestilence” 51
Chapter 10 “The Locusts” 59
Chapter 11 “The Death of the First-born” 67
Chapter 12 “The Passover Ritual Prescribed” 71
Chapter 13 “Consecration of First-born” 79
Chapter 14 “The Red Sea” 85
Chapter 15 “At Mirah and Elim” 91
Chapter 16 “The Quail and Manna” 97
Chapter 17 “Water from the Rock” 103
Chapter 18 “Meeting with Jethro” 107
Chapter 19 “Arrival at Sinai” 115
Chapter 20 “The Ten Commandments” 121
Chapter 21 “Laws Regarding Slaves” 127
Chapter 22 “Social Laws” 135
Chapter 23 “Religious Laws” 141
Chapter 24 “Ratification of the Covenant” 149
Chapter 25 “The Table” 153
Chapter 26 “Tent Cloth, Walls and Veils” 159
Chapter 27 “The Altar of Holocausts” 165
Chapter 28 “The Priestly Vestments” 171
Chapter 29 “Consecration of the Priests” 179
Chapter 30 “Altar of Incense and Oil” 189
Chapter 31 “Choice of Artisans” 197
Chapter 32 “The Golden Calf” 201
Chapter 33 “Moses and God” 207
Chapter 34 “Renewal of the Tablets” 213
Chapter 35 “Sabbath Regulations” 221
Chapter 36 “Tent Cloth and Coverings” 227
Chapter 37 “The Ark” 233
Chapter 38 “The Altar of Holocausts” 237
Chapter 39 “The Vestments” 241
Chapter 40 “Erection of the Dwelling” 247
