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THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
GOT ANY KAHLUA?
Category:
Arts/Entertainment
Publisher: Broadway Fifth Press
ISBN-10: 1478252650
Type: Non-Fiction
Pages: 175
Copyright: June 2012
ISBN-13: 9781478252658
Price: $4.99 (eBook)
GOT ANY KAHLUA? It's The Dudes BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK ... ABIDE !!!!
Here it is Ladies and Gents, Achievers, even Nihilists . The Collected recipes of The Dude. Yes The Dude cooks! He has to. He's Unemployed and needs to stretch those checks as much as humanly and Duderly possible. Dude needs money for all his necessities, like; Kahlua, Bowling Fees, Gas for The Dudemobile, Food, W_ _d, and what-not. So in order to stretch his limited funds, the Dude cooks most of his meals at home. Can't go to In-N-Out or order take-out and what not. Gotta Feed The Monkey and eating out or ordering in would eat through the Dudes budget in no time flat. Dude has collected a lifetime of wonderful recipes, like, Dudes Cowboy Chili, Gooey Chop Meat, Da Fino's Meatballs, and more. Dude will teach you how to make a tasty Taco, Burrito, Ramen, Tuna-Fish Sandwich or whatever you little Achiever Heart desires. Being The Dude, all these recipes are Easy, Economical, and of course Tasty! The Dude wouldn't have it any other way. And the Dude wants to help you and guide you along the way to a beautiful journey as you cook with The Dude and always Abide!
Excerpt
CERTAIN THINGS HAVE COME TO LIGHT
Certain Things have Come to Light. That’s right, some Very Important Things have come to light. New Shit man! What! Well The Dude and his Food for one. No the Dude doesn’t only eat In-N-Out Burgers, and drink White Russians and Beer. The Dude eats other things, most people are still unaware of. And yes The Dude cooks. He has to, he’s Unemployed. Ole Duder’s got “Expenses” the man does not live on his good looks, smarts, and wits alone. The Dude, just like everyone of us, “He Has Expenses Man.” He’s gotta pay Rent to Monte even if it is already the 10th of the Month.
The Dude has expenses. He’s got Bowling Fees to pay, he’s gotta buy Kahlua and quarts of ½ & 1/2, even if it is with Whale Motif Checks that Dude makes out to Ralph’s. Hey Dude has his Ralph’s card , so he can write them checks even if that Fascist Sheriff of Malibu does not approve . Dudes got expenses, and the only way The Dude can pay for all his necessities and needs is by stretcing that limited unemployment check as far as it will possibly go. Ole “Betsy” breaks down and the Dude has to get her fixed. He’s gotta buy Gas for the car and his dealer won’t except his Whale Motif Check to pro-cure the Weed. The Dude has to pay, Cold Hard Cash for that. Dude’s got expenses man.
So how does our friend the Dude pay for everything? Well the Dude has got to eat. That’s another expense, and though The Dude loves his In-N-Out Burgers, stops at The Taco Stands, and orders-in Chinese every now and then, with the Dudes limited amount of Funds, the
Dude can’t always eat out or order in. In-N-Out Burgers are not expensive, nor Chinese Take-Out, but if eaten every day, they would be. So for the unemployment checks to last and buy as much as possible, The Dude needs to “Cook Most of His Meals.”
What’s that you say, “You didn’t know The Dude Cooks,” that he knows how to cook. The Dude has to cook, he’s gotta make “Each-And-Every-Dollar” he has “Stretch” as far as it will go, buy as much as he can, and he’s not gonna do it by eating breakfast out, eating In-N-Out Burgers and Chinese Take Out every day. Dudes gotta cook, it’s a lot Cheaper, and besides the Dude likes it, ever since his college days of Smoking A Lot of “Thai Stick” and “occupying various administration buildings.” The Dude likes to cook. Like meditating and doing Tai Chi, cooking soothes the Dude’s mind.
Yes The Dude likes to cook. He loves it in fact, along with bowling, driving around, “Doing-a-Little-of-This-a-Little-of-That” listening to Creedence and smoking weed, the Dude loves to cook, and he’s compiled a nice collection of recipes over the years. Recipes from his Polish Granny, friends, ones he clipped out of magazines, and a few that The Dude invented and created himself. The Port Horon Statement and the yet to be seen Little Lebowski are not the only things The Dude has created over the years. He has created dishes and refined recipes that are written down in El Duderino’s little wire-binded notebook. The Dude has shown me his collection of recipes and wants to share it with me, “You,” The World.
Dude digs me, my great love of food, eating, my years of professional cooking experience, Travelin The World, and my Philosophy on Food, Cooking and Eating, and how to put cooking in a simple and easy way for just about everyone to do and understand, especially all you “Achievers” out there. You gotta Eat too, “Gotta Feed the Monkey.” And The Dude wants to help you with his wonderful collection of Easy to Make Recipes, recipes that will Save You Tons of Money, are not complicated (they’re as Simple as can be), they don’t take a lot of time to make, and Best of all, besides being economical dishes, they’re as “Tasty as Can Be.”
So my friends, Achievers, & all who Love and follow The Dude and all this wonderful man does, here are The Collected Recipes of The Dude. Cook, Eat, Abide!
IMPORTANT NOTE: One quick note before you go on. Being a cookbook and collection of recipes, it is not totally necessary that you read this book cover-to-cover, though we wish you would. You can hop around from recipe to recipe, Story-to-Story. However, we recom-mend that you do read the book cover-to-cover at least once in order to get all of the Dudes wonderful Duderly Advice and all the information and “Shit” that has “Come to Light.” Then after you’ve read the book through once, 2, 3, or 4 times, use the book as your favorite reference to “The Dude and his Food,” Year-in-and-Year-Out. Cook The Dudes Chili and Gooey Chop-Meat. Make Dude-Style Tacos, Burgers, and Burritos along with the perfect Dude instructed White Russian, “Enjoy and Abide!”
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