In this collection of his popular humor essays, Leonard Stegmann confronts his fear as he comes face-to-face with a hideous Louisiana night creature, explains why as a child he felt the need to shoot a bottle rocket out of his bedroom window,  how he came to the conclusion that he prefers going to funerals than weddings, and why, even though he would have preferred that his house be cleaned by those topless maids, he has to grudgingly admit that those burly guy maids did a damn fine job. In this book Leonard Stegmann once again shows us that he is clearly...not like the others.