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Category:  Humor
Publisher: Mark C Sutton

Type: Fiction

Pages: 69

Copyright: 
Jun 19 2015
Price: $1.99 (eBook)


If you enjoy a nice slice of raunch, combined with crushing disappointment, then 'Punk Slut' is just for you

Detailing the curious (and incredibly flimsy) tale of a lustful incubus called Donna Peasbody, 'Punk Slut' is erotic fiction with a difference; it is authored by non-other than the infamous Anne Thickett, whose poor grasp of the written word quickly destroys the story at hand! 

Also contained here is the short 'Jeremy Felliwell' story, 'The Pervert at the Beach', written by Anne Thickett's alter-ego, Mark C Sutton. 

Disclaimer: 'Punk Slut' is not an erotic fiction book, and all grammatical errors/ malapropisms are entirely deliberate.



Excerpt

As she got on bored the coach, Donna caught a quick glimpse of her refraction in one of the windows; she was looking pale, tired, gaunt, lifeless, though her long blonde hair still retained its bounce and vigour. Donna ran her fingers through her short, spiky black hair, and found a seat to sit down sitting on. She needed to sleep, Donna was so tired. Everything would be okay once she'd had some rest. The punk slut closed her eyes, but as she did so, she sensed something, someone nearby. Donner opened her eyes; there was a man shitting in the seat opposite her, and he was staring at Doona intensively.


Professional Reviews

Fantastic Premise for a Book
This is one unusual book. Fantastic premise for a book, how the author thought of it beats me. A great play on words had me laughing out loud quite a few times, specially at the mention of the word 'Lickerish', I just laughed writing it! I wouldn't know what genre to put this book, I would have to invent one. All I know is it kept me entertained.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
I think this must be a joke. Nobody can write this poorly unless it's on purpose. Good luck with this book.


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