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Kindle Edition
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Amazon

Category:  Humor
Publisher: Independent

ISBN-10:  1702590321

Type: Fiction

Pages: 125

Copyright: 
November 22, 2019
ISBN-13: 9781702590327

Price: $4.98 (eBook)


Yes, it is a joke book—507 jokes, puns, and riddles divided into 18 categories.

This is what you need for the holiday season, “Ha! Ha! Very Funny.” Yes, it is a joke book—507 jokes, puns, and riddles divided into 18 categories.

Want to wow your friends and family with witty and clever jokes? Who doesn’t? Perhaps your joke telling is a little stale. The book includes a chapter, “The Art of Joke/Story Telling,” designed to sharpen your delivery.

We all share a similar experience: standing in a slow-moving line at the Department of Motor Vehicles, or Walmart, or at a popular restaurant. Most people find it the very definition of boring and a waste of time. However, with a bit of effort, you can turn this negative happening into an endorphin festival. How?

For decades, when stuck in a snail-paced line, I have taken direct action to transform a dreary time into a fun time. Speak to the person in proximity and tell them a simple joke.

What surpasses getting a perfect stranger to laugh at a corny joke? You brighten their day, even if for just a few seconds. I love doing that.

Or, be the life of a dull party by spinning a few jokes/tales. Is there a better sound in the universe than human beings sharing a laugh?

The joke book can be purchased at Amazon for only $9.98.
    


Excerpt

The police were investigating the burglary of the house owned by an abstract artist. “So, you got a good look at the guy as he was leaving?” asked one officer.

“That’s right,” the artist said.

“Can you describe him?”

“I’ll do better than that,” the abstract artist replied. “I’ll draw you a picture of him.”

Using the artist’s drawing, the police soon arrested a fire hydrant and a stop sign.



Professional Reviews

Book Review: Ha! Ha! Very Funny
Excerpts from a review by Daniel Short in the February 2020 issue of Simply Seniors:

“…As I took some time to read through the book, I found myself laughing and sharing these jokes with my family. On a recent weekend trip to visit with my wife’s parents, I shared some of these jokes with her dad and quickly realized that this book was the perfect book for most grandpas!

One thing nice about this book is that it is divided into 18 subject categories. This helps if you get a few of those grand kids on a roll and want to stay in the same area or types of jokes that are working for you.

Also included is a chapter on “The Art of Joke/Story Telling.” Like many skills, joke telling is an art with some rules. Telling a joke/story can be bare bones and maybe work, or a Picasso of storytelling. Joke/story telling is simply effective communication.”



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