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Pop the Thunderbird wine and break open the nopalitos, because Maggie the Radiated Lesbian Nun is igniting fires and breaking hearts from Santa Monica to across the galaxy.
Raised in a secret convent in Area 51, young Maggie is caught up in alien plans for global warming in this hilarious satire featuring Amelia Earhart, J. Edgar Hoover, Elvis Presley, Jimmy Hoffa, Joseph Smith, Harry S. Truman, D.B. Cooper, Howard Hughes, Stalin, with re-appearances of the Jello Brothers, the German agents Heinz and Huntz, Captain French, galactic toads, and more evil mimes than you can shake a stick at-which is highly recommended. Political correctness may never recover from this no-holds-barred satirical novel about a galactic conspiracy to raise ocean levels on planet Eart | |  | | Frenzy
The hurricane party went well-until the storm forced the party-goers into the Institute's basement, where their only escape is through a labyrinth of barely-lit tunnels that are rapidly flooding. The party-goers enter the maze, unaware that someone is planning for them not to come out.
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w:LidThemeC | |  | | Judge Crater Takes A Powder
The most mysterious disappearance of the 20th century is solved as New York Supreme Court Justice Joseph Crater goes undercover for the FBI in this hilarious SCI-FI satire set in mid-century America, with an eccentric cast of characters including Amelia Earhart, J. Edgar Hoover, Orson Welles, German spies, Japanese submarines, space-folding transvestites, Mormon mafia, and recipe-obsessed nuns, exposing a galactic conspiracy of aliens intent on flooding the Earth through global warming.
p style="text-align: left;">Judge Crater was a real person. All that is known about his disappearance is related in the first few pages of this book: the Judge disappeared on the streets of New York in early August, 1930, after he said goodbye to dinner friends and headed out with a package under his arm to meet an unknown acquaintance at the Belasco Theater two blocks over and one block down. On page 4, he steps into darkness--and the fun begins!
p style="text-align: center;">Trigger Warning! /b>
p style="text-align: center;">Will snowflakes, race-pimps, micro-sensitive polit | |  | | Maalstrom
On the planet Maalstrom, Flores of the Turlicum Clan battles rivals in the ancient City of Ven and discovers a secret entrance to the forbidden Temple where he falls in love with the priestess Amina, the most beautiful gila of the Three Valleys. Heroic fantasy in the tradition of Robert E. Howard & Edgar Rice Burroughs.
span>What if humans had not just two genders, but three, or four? In the distant past, Earth colonizers on the alien planet Maalstrom found themselves 'colonized' when their DNA fused with a local species of hornet. Now a medieval world has emerged where Flores of the Turlicum wages bloody war against rivals in their hive-like city. The pace is unceasing, the sex torrid, the violence gruesome, and the religion, like the Maalstrom landscape, detailed and bizarre. An environmental tale of the interdependence of different species? Or the ultimate war between the sexes? This bloody her | |  | | Quantum Marlowe
Quantum mechanics meets hard-boiled detective in this classic film noir take-off on Dashiell Hammett’s famous Sam Spade and Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlowe.
span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Pete Marlowe, a tiny but tough private detective, has had a bad day. Two mad scientists, Montez and Muck, abducted him, lopped off his pinky finger, and installed a red button that enables him to walk through walls. Targeting Pete because his con-artist Uncle Flynn secretly unloaded the Blarney Stone on the Pope, they send Pete in with his detachable finger to get it back, snaring him in a secret plot that involves the Vatican, church bells, a Mexican drug cartel, and a World War II Nazi project called i | |  | | The Handwalkers
Lonesome Sam walks on his feet and picks things up with his hands, while everyone else at his school does the opposite. The upside-down Handwalkers, who consider themselves 'normal,' think of right-side up Sam as disabled and just want him to stay out of their way...until something dramatic happens.
span>A cute story of non-discrimination for 2nd, 3rd, or 4th graders. Readers of 8-10 years old will find many fun scenes that explore what it might be like to walk on one’s hands, while using one’s feet and toes to write, pick up books, 'high-five', and climb. They crack their toes instead of their fingers and the teachers' glasses sit on the wrong side of their ears. Lonesome Sam walks right-side up and cannot stand on his hands. His teachers and classmates treat him as 'disabled' and are reluctant to change their rules until they come to realize during a school emerg | |  | | The Selk King
Flores pursues Amina to the Island of the Sun-God, fighting his way across a strange world, and at last returns to Ven to encounter further unfolding of the mysterious relationships that lurk beneath the surface of the alien planet. Book 2 in the 'Maalstrom Series'.
span>Descendant of colonists from Earth, Flores of the Turlicum, warlord of the city of Ven, pursues the beautiful priestess Amina across the alien landscape of the planet Maalstrom to the Island of the Sun-God. At world's end he traverses the many levels of Ra'Allah, the city in the clouds, further unfolding the mysterious biological relationships that tie together humans, hornets, and silent winged malkops that retrieve bodies of the dead. Robert E. Howard's Conan meets Game of Thrones in this unique thinking-man's visionary and heroic bloody fantasy. Book 2 of the 'Maalstrom Se |
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Pieces of Eight, Part II
by Jay Dubya
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 Pieces of Eight, Part II is an eclectic collection of eight imaginative novellas that complement the eight tales that appeared in Pieces of Eight. The selections are a blend of different short story/novella plots and themes. Science-fiction, paranorm |
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