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|  | | Gathering Moss: Rest Stops on the Road Downhill
An eclectic and funny collection of explanations of, apologies for and wonderings why we are what we are - or were - or might be. OK, forget the apologies. The author here appears as baffled as anyone why mascots in bird suits strike terror in children, why college students would volunteer to drink alcohol to make their fellow classmates better looking, and how some people just can't follow the rules. We hear about exercise-free fitness, dress codes at reunions, and ceremonial suits; neighborhoods preserved for eternity, odd things that point toward heaven and, among other things, the best kind of ice cream there is. Try it. You'll like it.
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The Durex Sex Survey (no, they've never called me either) has reported that unmarried couples living together are the most sexually active, having sex 190 times a year. I have been out of circulation for quite some time now so I am not all that familiar with the customs of cohabiting singles. And the several couples I do know in that focus group seem too busy stretching their combined incomes to cover heat, food and prescription drugs to be very concerned with that statistic. Except, perhaps, for the one or two who consider BenGay an aphrodisiac and don't have the grandkids underf | |  | | Over the Hill Without a Paddle
A collection of short humorous essays covering the gamut from nostalgia to conjecture.
The careful reader will discover such incidental insights as why Eskimos gave up kissing for rubbing noses and what the Marquis de Sade's nanny said that may have suggested all those weird ideas. But the casual reader will learn something too. And not just that the author has entirely too much time on his hands. Interspersed among these views of the passing scene are subtle indications that -- paddles or not -- we may all of us be headed up the creek. So to speak. |
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The Council
by T. Weber
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 A naďve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government. |
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