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|  | | Baby Boom Morticians
The American baby boom generation comes to a startling end in the 2030s-40s as cryogenically-preserved corpses eternally preserved in a hideous re-creation of Woodstock on the dark side of the moon.
A Moonstock accident followed by a coverup leads two lowly Hispanic workers on an unforgettable journey of discovery of the new face of American politics in the 21st century. | |  | | Dork Dick
The number one crime problem of the 21st century is computer crime. Classic crime fighting techniques of the past are useless. Enter Dork Dick, a Bill Gates look-alike who figures that it takes a computer geek to catch a computer geek. The trouble is that, being a geek and a dork, he is, ahem, very complex. A hilarious yet sad story of a troubled soul that will leave you forever changed.
Dork Dick, a 40-something girlfriend-less loser who once tried to compete against Bill Gates (whom he calls Big Bill) and was totally broken financially and mentally, now lives with his weird radical feminist "madre" on a farm in Washington State, where he hides out in a computer lab with a leaky roof and rows of computer gear beneath a duck pond. His favorite duck having been killed by gangbangers, he lives on his shoulder
now, invisibly, as Duck Dick, the two of them holding constant conversations; it's a matter of opinion which of the duo has the more brains. With a vivid imagination, h | |  | | Five Smooth Stones
America in the 2030s has become hedonistic and isolationist while the Islamic nations have secretly formed a union. In a single day, five key American cities are nuked, mortally wounding the giant beast, and throwing the world into chaos. Not even the Islamics could guess how it would come out.
America is in the same position now as the Biblical Goliath, strong and overconfident. It took only five smooth stones to bring him down...
This novel is an apocalyptic vision of the future that will disturb, amaze, anger, and enlighten. Behavior that is shocking today will be routine in 30 years. For mature readers only.
| |  | | Horror High School
A videotape testament left by two crazed high school rage shooters in Wyoming reveals unimaginably perverted yet pseudo-rational minds, and points to the nexus of all of America's problems.
The most daring attempt to get into the minds of American high school rage shooters and figure out why they did it. At the same time, a modern day allegory, myth, and parable of America. What roles do race, religion, society, politics play in it all? Are you brave enough to read this? If the right one don't get ya then the left one will. | |  | | Interdimensional Clownz
Explore Clownzo, the parallel dimension of evil clowns. Not for the squeamish. For mature readers only.
It is the time of the Clinton impeachment proceedings, and Pogo the Clown, a media mogul on Clownzo, prompts the government to stage an invasion of Earth. Pogo had once been on earth, under the name John Wayne Gacy, where he had a curious and seminal contact with the young Hillary Clinton, whose parallel on Clownzo is President William Jefferson Clownton's wife Hillarious. Balloonda Blonde, P.H. (Party Hat), is called to investigate Pogo by the Clowntons, who are enjoying a Peachy Party thrown by Clowngress over the Clowninsky affair... | |  | | Salvation Day: The Fire of Michael
As the Shroud Man declares victory and leaves Earth in a spaceship, another ship carrying the Archangel Michael lands in Brooklyn, on top of the Jehovah's Witness complex, declaring the JWs to be the princes of a new world order. Meanwhile, the rebels, led by General Whoopi Goldberg, prepare to fight back. Sequel to 'Salvation Day: The Immortality Device'.
What would happen if Armageddon comes, and the only group to be spared are the Jehovah's Witnesses? And the few remaining rebels believe they are fighting, not Christ, but Antichrist? This novel will cause your head to spin, but leave you aching for another sequel to TLW's 'Salvation Day: The Immortality Device'. | |  | | Salvation Day: The Immortality Device
The opening ceremonies of the 2006 Winter Turin, Italy Olympics are interrupted by a beautiful white-robed man who is a dead ringer for the image on the Shroud of Turin, announcing that he's Jesus Christ, returned to judge the world. A novel of action, mystery, science, and religion.
As a man claiming to be Jesus Christ interrupts the 2006 Winter Olympics at Turin, Italy, the team of generation x/y scientists who resurrected him from the quantum structure of the Shroud of Turin go through their own religious struggles, while the mysterious corporation behind it all stage-manages Jesus like Elian Gonzales. The performance of miracles splits the world into two armed camps, even as the Shroud Man announces that he's forming an army to subjugate the world, causing chaos. Dr. A'ny Daniels, a 30-y.o. scientist who looks 75 because of failed immortality experiments, and his par | |  | | Saurco: Apollo Royale
What is this mysterious corporation known as Saurco, and why is it above the law? Ace LA detective Jim Hodge uncovers a trail leading to the conclusion that alien reptilian shapeshifters are using it as a front for a takeover of Earth.
Are humans the product of evolution, or the design product of aliens? For 400,000 years reptilian shapeshifters have been on Earth, preparing for the return of their planet-spaceship in the year 2013. The mysterious Saurco corporation, into everything from NASA contracts to Hollywood, is the key to breaking this hard nut, and ace LA detective Jim Hodge, following a mistake by Saurco exec J.F. Kendig, is led to Cincinnati and the Airdish Hotel. Were the Apollo lunar landings faked by Nasa under Saurco control? And how far does the reptilian conspiracy go? | |  | | Schwarzen Auger: Dark Eyes of Evil
Did Hitler have a son? Did the Nazi eugenics experiments end, or do they continue today? Follow the exciting discoveries of Lori Ogmios, a Navajo maiden on the Rez in Arizona/New Mexico, as she concludes that Hitler's son is celeb actor/bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Lori Ogmios is a rebel on the Rez, a Navajo maiden who will only marry her little laptop. Her hacking of a porno web site while juggling her boyfriend Paco leads her to a trail of forbidden information leading her to uncover a plot to create a Fourth Reich in America using Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose career has been manipulated by sinister forces. Truth or fiction? You decide. For mature readers only. | |  | | Space Reachers 2999
In the year 2999 humanity has solved all of its problems except one: a thousand years of scientific effort have produced no verified contact with ETI. A colossal racewide effort involving billions of astronauts on planet-sized ships is launched to reach out and contact ETI, the astronauts all believing in the religion of Roddenberry. Unimaginable tragedy results. Subtitled Star Trek Sucks. Read and weep, Trekkies.
| |  | | Tegeena: Warrior Priestess
The story of Tegeena, mother of the human race, who lived 12,000 years ago at the end of the last Ice Age. She rode a saber-toothed tiger named Cheeu, and had a way with mammoths.
Is the biblical story of creation true? Is God male? Was society always patriarchal? This novel is a memorable antithesis to the biblical story, telling of an 8-foot-tall, violet-eyed, white-haired priestess of the city of Atlantis named Tegeena. Originally humans were created by Dad (alien grays) to tend Mum (Nature) and commune with them. Tegeena's fall led to the present mess the world is in, including the coverup.
Truth or fiction? You decide. | |  | | The Incredible Billion Dollar Geek
A novel seething with resentment at the monopoly that is Teenysoft (tm). The untimely demise of its founder Gill Bates under suspicious circumstances brings the world to the brink as his family struggles for control.
What if one kooky family had such wealth and power that they could play God with the world? A B&D dungeon queen who was kicked in the head by a horse as a child, with a father who thinks he's Custer, but later finds out she's a member of a kooky tribe of Indians in Washington poisons her husband Gill Bates to gain control of Teenysoft, but her children Gill Four and Reba fight back. | |  | | Young Howard
A private autobiography of a famous NY-based radio/TV shock jock's childhood is pirated and spreads like wildfire on the Net. An admiring fan publishes this 'official redaction'.
A hilarious yet deeply serious attempt by an American Jew to figure out his place in the world. Why does Howard claim he's a lesbian in a male body, and what does his fixation for Anne Bancroft along with his revulsion of "Patty Puke" have to do with it? Did he really attend Woodstock and visit Donovan? Autobiographical anecdotes intertwine with outrageous shock jock sessions in this landmark work. |
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Art and Beauty [crime]
by Bruce Price
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 PI novel set in Manhattan during the 1980s when art galleries and model agencies were the two most glamorous businesses in the world. Dangerously well written.
Read Chapter 1 here: https://www.lit4u.com/art-and-beauty-chapter-1/
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