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Pending the invention of a time machine, we’ll all have to make peace with aging. What better way to do it than by having some fun at aging’s expense? Bangs ‘N’ Botox does just that…and so much more.
span style="font-family: "Palatino Linotype", serif; font-size: 12pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">As a relative unknown, Diane acknowledges she might be destined to become the Emily Dickinson of humor—sans living next to a cemetery—with her work gaining popularity posthumously, if at all. Nevertheless, she presses on, writing /span>em style="font-family: "Palatino Linotype", serif; font-size: 12pt; text-indent: 0.5in;">Bangs ‘N’ Botox/em>span style="font-family: "Palatino Linotype", serif; fon | |  | | I'll Always Be There For You...Unless I'm Somewhere Else?!
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU...UNLESS I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE?! highlights the zany, hilarious, everyday experiences of baby boomer mother, comedienne, former media minion, columnist, and blogger, Diane Dean-Epps.
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Pure non-fiction that READS like fiction, Dean-Epps' writing style has given birth to a whole new genre of humor writing - "SIT DOWN, STAND UP!" Picking up where she left off with Maternal Meanderings, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU... UNLESS I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE?! pokes fun at the real-life happenings that make-up the experiences of married couples, parents and just plain adults everywhere. Dean-Epps utilizes her beloved journalistic elements, the 5-W's and 1-H, in creatin | | | | Just Because I'm Not Effin' Famous Doesn't Mean I'm Not Effin' Funny
Diane Dean-Epps thought she would be a famous comedian (or something) by the time she was 30, 40 …living in an assisted living facility. With her unique sit-down stand up style of writing there’s no doubt she’s got the chops for comedic stardom.
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Diane Dean-Epps thought she would be a famous comedian (or something) by the time she was 30, 40 …living in an assisted living facility. With her unique sit-down stand up style of writing there’s no doubt she’s got the chops for comedic stardom. With the publication of her newest humor book, decorated fetchingly with pop art, Just Because I’m Not Effin’ Famous, Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Effin’ Funny represents her fifth time out a | |  | | KILL-TV
Humorous mystery set at a Sacramento market television station showcasing a female news director.
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div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">span style="font-size: 11pt">Diane Dean-Epps, 530-272-5446 /span>/div>
div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">span style="font-size: 11pt">Website: a href="http://www.dianedeanepps.com/">www.dianedeanepps.com/a>/span>/div>
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Humorous mystery set in a small northern California town
Northern California, USA -- The hilarious author of the babyboomer anthem to parenthood, u>MATERNAL MEANDERINGS/u>,br />
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u>LAST CALL/u>. Introducing us to a fresh and exciting main character, teacher Marisa Danielson, while featuring the author's hometown of Nevada City, California, the author even manages to skillfully work in her husband's original music as chapter headings. /b>
Author, Diane Dean-Epps, pioneered a writing style she calls "SIT DOWN, STAND UP!" a | |  | | Maternal Meanderings
"Top-rated national radio personality, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, loved the sheer fun and entertainment value of MATERNAL MEANDERINGS, adding the paperback to her list of recommended books on her web site and urging her listeners to, “Buy this book!” "
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Having embarked upon a journey to tell her father’s World War II Stalag 17-B POW story in an authentic voice Diane Dean-Epps delivers a powerful Father-Daughter Writing Duet.
One Circa 1987 Tape
One Gutsy WWII Stalag 17-B POW
One Determined Daughter
One All-Important Question Answered
Equals One Hell of a Story
span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">From her earliest memories Diane Dean-Epps and her father, Frank Dean, had Father-Daughter talks—really more like listens—when he would share stories about his time as a Nazi Germany Stalag 17-B POW.br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />
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Diane knew always knew her father’s story needed to be told; a story that happened so long ago yet remains entirely relevant today. The historical lessons al |
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