The following is a copy of an email I sent to EL-T today, after reading one of her recent blogs. When I sent it, I asked for her opinion and if it would be permissible to post here at AD.
Knowing that she is quite fast, not unlike Quick-Draw McGRAW, I was not surprised to get her answer - GO FOR IT! - in just an hour or so.
So, if anyone is offended, please do not blame LIZ, or BETH, or even ZAB... she just gave me permission to make a fool of MYSELF... OKAY?
LIZ....
JESUS' SHEPHERD'S STAFF UP YOUR ASS!
ROFF-LOL !!!
GAL... I LOVE IT ! You never hesitate to call a spade a SPADE!
If I had a magic wand, I would whisk it and make only one wish:
"Please GOD, totally SWAP 2 WOMEN... INSTEAD OF STONEFACE, TIGHT-ASS HILLARY CLINTON as the Democratic Candidate for President; and in her stead, substitute my Friend, Mentor, and Femme Fatale... DRUM ROLL....
ELIZABETH LUCAS-TAYLOR !!!!!!!!!! "
She would straighten out this F****D-UP ... NATION, ECONOMY, LAW ENFORCEMENT, IMMIGRATION, RELIGIOUS BULL-SHIT, and MORE... FIRST!
Then, applying the same SANE principles and logic, she would next FIX the rest of this F****D-UP WORLD!
NEXT... We NEED a slight change in the IRS TAX LAW...
INSTEAD OF a cute little box to check, to DONATE $1 to the Presidential Election coffers, let us change it to DONATE $1 TO BUY A BRICK FOR THE NEW, ARIZONA-MEXICO WALL !!!
ASSUMING ( ASS-YOU-ME ) this first test is very, very, very, very VERY ( en Espanol - muy, muy, muy, muy, MUY ) SUCCESSFUL for the 1,950 miles, the
$$$ BALANCE to FINISH the remainder of THE AMERICAN WALL ( NOTE: bet IT will outlast Berlin's ) will then be CONFISCATED FROM ALL WARMONGERING CORPORATE PROFITS !!!
Finally, as our 'Piece' d'Resistance' --- ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS ( en Espanol, repita me ) ALL - TOTAL - COMBINED SUM - as Dr. Dwayne says: "THE WHOLE ENCHILADA" - WOULD THEN BE DEPORTED !!!
ALL ILLEGALS - MEXICANS, MUSLIMS, ISLAMS, ARABS, IRANIANS, PAKISTANIANS, SAUDIS, AFGHANISTANIANS, PALISTINIANS, SUNIS, SHIITES, KURDS, SERBS, TURDS --- GONE! FINITO! VIA CON DIOS! NO PARTIALITY SHOWN!
As a FOOTNOTE: while we are at it, why not get rid of other UNDESIRABLES?
Let's clean out ALL OF OUR PRISONS TOO! LOAD them ALL into PLANES, put PARACHUTES on them, and PUSH THEIR ASSES OUT THE DOOR...
OVER IRAN...
P.S. - ALMOST FORGOT... PUT GOD BACK IN SCHOOLS...
A NEW AGE OF PROSPERITY, THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN...
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